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The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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locale en_US
type website
title Home
description America's Finest News Source
url https://theonion.com/
site_name The Onion
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  • [H2] Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’
  • [H2] Recent Videos
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Trending
  • [H2] Explainers
  • [H2] Politics
  • [H2] Local
  • [H2] Sports
  • [H2] Opinion
  • [H2] Entertainment
  • [H2] Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now
  • [H2] Stupid Thing Won’t Work
  • [H2] The Latest
  • [H2] Connect
  • [H2] Sections
  • [H2] Explore
  • [H3] Newswire
  • [H3] Bargain Hunter Becomes The Bargain-Hunted
  • [H3] Woman On TV Gives Birth To Four-Month-Old Baby
  • [H3] Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur
  • [H3] Man In Headlock Just Wanted To Party
  • [H3] Breasts Cupped
  • [H3] Sperm Cells Unaware They’re Swimming Up Large Intestine
  • [H3] Wife In Lingerie At Least Gets Points For Trying
  • [H3] Man Accidentally Ends Business Call With ‘I Love You’
  • [H3] TSA Discontinues Bomb-Eating Dogs
  • [H3] Rich Kid From High School Wins Olympic Gold
  • [H3] ‘The Thing About Dragons Is,’ Begins Promising Sentence
  • [H3] Impossible To Describe Friend Without Being Mean
  • [H3] Couple Married For 50 Years Dies Only 10 Rotations Of Helicopter Blades Apart
  • [H3] Supposed Little Ditty About Jack, Diane Ends Up Being Huge Fucking Ordeal
  • [H3] Prostate Honked
  • [H3] Drunk Man Casts Eye Around Bar For Someone To Cherish, Hold, Spend Rest Of Life With
  • [H3] Purple Applies For Primary Color Status
  • [H3] Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
  • [H3] Foolhardy Scratch-Off Ticket Offers Absurd 6 Ways To Win
  • [H3] Man With Undetected Pancreatic Tumor Finally Starts Flossing
  • [H3] Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot
  • [H3] Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral
  • [H3] DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network
  • [H3] U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor
  • [H3] Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
  • [H3] The Onion: Sending Emails For Over A Hundred Years.
  • [H3] Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam
  • [H3] Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
  • [H3] What To Know About The SAVE America Act
  • [H3] Pros And Cons Of Drug Advertising
  • [H3] Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact
  • [H3] Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop
  • [H3] Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005
  • [H3] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
  • [H3] Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie
  • [H3] No One At Combine Sure Who Told Prospects To Walk With Water Balloon Between Knees
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
  • [H3] What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
  • [H3] Taylor Swift Pays Off Bride Who Booked Maid Of Honor She Wanted
  • [H3] Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’
  • [H3] James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora
  • [H3] Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm
  • [H3] Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker
  • [H3] Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
  • [H3] Female Cop Goes Undercover In Strip Club
  • [H3] Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather
  • [H3] Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
  • [H3] Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party
  • [H3] Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
  • [H3] Protagonist Rapidly Getting Dressed Must Be Late, Reports Cunning Viewer Recognizing Film’s Subtext
  • [H3] Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers
  • [H3] Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
  • [H3] Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home
  • [H3] Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike
  • [H3] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
  • [H3] Mitch Nagler
  • [H4] Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work
  • [H4] We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
  • [H4] Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
  • [H4] Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender
  • [H4] Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers
  • [H4] Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles

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Become A Member. Get The Paper. Internal Passing Juice
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Free Your Wallet. Shop The Onion Store. Internal Passing Juice
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Politics Internal Passing Juice
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ Internal Passing Juice
Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot Internal Passing Juice
Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral Internal Passing Juice
Onion News Network Internal Passing Juice
DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network Internal Passing Juice
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U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor Internal Passing Juice
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report Internal Passing Juice
The Onion: Internal Passing Juice
Privacy Policy Internal Passing Juice
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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started Internal Passing Juice
Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work Internal Passing Juice
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed Internal Passing Juice
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I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Internal Passing Juice
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Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam Internal Passing Juice
Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna Internal Passing Juice
Artist Profile: Jelly Roll Internal Passing Juice
What To Know About The SAVE America Act Internal Passing Juice
Pros And Cons Of Drug Advertising Internal Passing Juice
Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact Internal Passing Juice
Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop Internal Passing Juice
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests Internal Passing Juice
Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender Internal Passing Juice
Local Internal Passing Juice
Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005 Internal Passing Juice
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers Internal Passing Juice
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles Internal Passing Juice
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Internal Passing Juice
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie Internal Passing Juice
Football Internal Passing Juice
No One At Combine Sure Who Told Prospects To Walk With Water Balloon Between Knees Internal Passing Juice
Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? Internal Passing Juice
What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair Internal Passing Juice
Entertainment Internal Passing Juice
Taylor Swift Pays Off Bride Who Booked Maid Of Honor She Wanted Internal Passing Juice
Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’ Internal Passing Juice
James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora Internal Passing Juice
Explore More Internal Passing Juice
Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now Internal Passing Juice
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Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm Internal Passing Juice
Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker Internal Passing Juice
Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens Internal Passing Juice
Female Cop Goes Undercover In Strip Club Internal Passing Juice
Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather Internal Passing Juice
Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other Internal Passing Juice
Stupid Thing Won’t Work Internal Passing Juice
Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party Internal Passing Juice
Today Now Internal Passing Juice
Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python Internal Passing Juice
Protagonist Rapidly Getting Dressed Must Be Late, Reports Cunning Viewer Recognizing Film’s Subtext Internal Passing Juice
Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers Internal Passing Juice
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours Internal Passing Juice
Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home Internal Passing Juice
American Voices Internal Passing Juice
Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike Internal Passing Juice
Obituaries Internal Passing Juice
Mitch Nagler Internal Passing Juice
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Cookie Policy Internal Passing Juice
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