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Home - The Onion

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The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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locale en_US
type website
title Home
description America's Finest News Source
url https://theonion.com/
site_name The Onion
image https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/NRH-Share-Card.png
image:width 1600
image:height 900
image:type image/png

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  • [H2] Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’
  • [H2] Recent Videos
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Trending
  • [H2] Explainers
  • [H2] Politics
  • [H2] Local
  • [H2] Sports
  • [H2] Opinion
  • [H2] Entertainment
  • [H2] Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now
  • [H2] Stupid Thing Won’t Work
  • [H2] The Latest
  • [H2] Connect
  • [H2] Sections
  • [H2] Explore
  • [H3] Newswire
  • [H3] Bargain Hunter Becomes The Bargain-Hunted
  • [H3] Woman On TV Gives Birth To Four-Month-Old Baby
  • [H3] Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur
  • [H3] Man In Headlock Just Wanted To Party
  • [H3] Breasts Cupped
  • [H3] Sperm Cells Unaware They’re Swimming Up Large Intestine
  • [H3] Wife In Lingerie At Least Gets Points For Trying
  • [H3] Man Accidentally Ends Business Call With ‘I Love You’
  • [H3] TSA Discontinues Bomb-Eating Dogs
  • [H3] Rich Kid From High School Wins Olympic Gold
  • [H3] ‘The Thing About Dragons Is,’ Begins Promising Sentence
  • [H3] Impossible To Describe Friend Without Being Mean
  • [H3] Couple Married For 50 Years Dies Only 10 Rotations Of Helicopter Blades Apart
  • [H3] Supposed Little Ditty About Jack, Diane Ends Up Being Huge Fucking Ordeal
  • [H3] Prostate Honked
  • [H3] Drunk Man Casts Eye Around Bar For Someone To Cherish, Hold, Spend Rest Of Life With
  • [H3] Purple Applies For Primary Color Status
  • [H3] Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
  • [H3] Foolhardy Scratch-Off Ticket Offers Absurd 6 Ways To Win
  • [H3] Man With Undetected Pancreatic Tumor Finally Starts Flossing
  • [H3] Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot
  • [H3] Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral
  • [H3] DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network
  • [H3] U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor
  • [H3] Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
  • [H3] The Onion: Sending Emails For Over A Hundred Years.
  • [H3] Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam
  • [H3] Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
  • [H3] What To Know About The SAVE America Act
  • [H3] Pros And Cons Of Drug Advertising
  • [H3] Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact
  • [H3] Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop
  • [H3] Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005
  • [H3] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
  • [H3] Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie
  • [H3] No One At Combine Sure Who Told Prospects To Walk With Water Balloon Between Knees
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
  • [H3] What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
  • [H3] Taylor Swift Pays Off Bride Who Booked Maid Of Honor She Wanted
  • [H3] Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’
  • [H3] James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora
  • [H3] Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm
  • [H3] Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker
  • [H3] Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
  • [H3] Female Cop Goes Undercover In Strip Club
  • [H3] Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather
  • [H3] Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
  • [H3] Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party
  • [H3] Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
  • [H3] Protagonist Rapidly Getting Dressed Must Be Late, Reports Cunning Viewer Recognizing Film’s Subtext
  • [H3] Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers
  • [H3] Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
  • [H3] Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home
  • [H3] Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike
  • [H3] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
  • [H3] Mitch Nagler
  • [H4] Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work
  • [H4] We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
  • [H4] Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
  • [H4] Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender
  • [H4] Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers
  • [H4] Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles

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Become A Member. Get The Paper. intern natürliche Links
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Free Your Wallet. Shop The Onion Store. intern natürliche Links
Newsletter intern natürliche Links
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Politics intern natürliche Links
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ intern natürliche Links
Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot intern natürliche Links
Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral intern natürliche Links
Onion News Network intern natürliche Links
DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network intern natürliche Links
News intern natürliche Links
U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor intern natürliche Links
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report intern natürliche Links
The Onion: intern natürliche Links
Privacy Policy intern natürliche Links
Terms of Use intern natürliche Links
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started intern natürliche Links
Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work intern natürliche Links
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed intern natürliche Links
Commentary intern natürliche Links
I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. intern natürliche Links
Basketball intern natürliche Links
Sports intern natürliche Links
Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam intern natürliche Links
Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna intern natürliche Links
Artist Profile: Jelly Roll intern natürliche Links
What To Know About The SAVE America Act intern natürliche Links
Pros And Cons Of Drug Advertising intern natürliche Links
Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact intern natürliche Links
Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop intern natürliche Links
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests intern natürliche Links
Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender intern natürliche Links
Local intern natürliche Links
Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005 intern natürliche Links
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers intern natürliche Links
Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles intern natürliche Links
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ intern natürliche Links
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie intern natürliche Links
Football intern natürliche Links
No One At Combine Sure Who Told Prospects To Walk With Water Balloon Between Knees intern natürliche Links
Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? intern natürliche Links
What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair intern natürliche Links
Entertainment intern natürliche Links
Taylor Swift Pays Off Bride Who Booked Maid Of Honor She Wanted intern natürliche Links
Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’ intern natürliche Links
James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora intern natürliche Links
Explore More intern natürliche Links
Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now intern natürliche Links
  intern natürliche Links
Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm intern natürliche Links
Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker intern natürliche Links
Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens intern natürliche Links
Female Cop Goes Undercover In Strip Club intern natürliche Links
Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather intern natürliche Links
Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other intern natürliche Links
Stupid Thing Won’t Work intern natürliche Links
Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party intern natürliche Links
Today Now intern natürliche Links
Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python intern natürliche Links
Protagonist Rapidly Getting Dressed Must Be Late, Reports Cunning Viewer Recognizing Film’s Subtext intern natürliche Links
Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers intern natürliche Links
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours intern natürliche Links
Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home intern natürliche Links
American Voices intern natürliche Links
Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike intern natürliche Links
Obituaries intern natürliche Links
Mitch Nagler intern natürliche Links
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