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Home - The Onion

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The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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locale en_US
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description America's Finest News Source
url https://theonion.com/
site_name The Onion
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image:width 1600
image:height 900
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  • [H2] Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’
  • [H2] Recent Videos
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Trending
  • [H2] Explainers
  • [H2] Politics
  • [H2] Local
  • [H2] Sports
  • [H2] Opinion
  • [H2] Entertainment
  • [H2] Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Woman Losing Steam Professing Love Thought Crush Would’ve Said ‘Shut Up And Kiss Me’ By Now
  • [H2] Stupid Thing Won’t Work
  • [H2] The Latest
  • [H2] Connect
  • [H2] Sections
  • [H2] Explore
  • [H3] Newswire
  • [H3] Bargain Hunter Becomes The Bargain-Hunted
  • [H3] Woman On TV Gives Birth To Four-Month-Old Baby
  • [H3] Cheap Garbage Disposal Can’t Handle Femur
  • [H3] Man In Headlock Just Wanted To Party
  • [H3] Breasts Cupped
  • [H3] Sperm Cells Unaware They’re Swimming Up Large Intestine
  • [H3] Wife In Lingerie At Least Gets Points For Trying
  • [H3] Man Accidentally Ends Business Call With ‘I Love You’
  • [H3] TSA Discontinues Bomb-Eating Dogs
  • [H3] Rich Kid From High School Wins Olympic Gold
  • [H3] ‘The Thing About Dragons Is,’ Begins Promising Sentence
  • [H3] Impossible To Describe Friend Without Being Mean
  • [H3] Couple Married For 50 Years Dies Only 10 Rotations Of Helicopter Blades Apart
  • [H3] Supposed Little Ditty About Jack, Diane Ends Up Being Huge Fucking Ordeal
  • [H3] Prostate Honked
  • [H3] Drunk Man Casts Eye Around Bar For Someone To Cherish, Hold, Spend Rest Of Life With
  • [H3] Purple Applies For Primary Color Status
  • [H3] Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
  • [H3] Foolhardy Scratch-Off Ticket Offers Absurd 6 Ways To Win
  • [H3] Man With Undetected Pancreatic Tumor Finally Starts Flossing
  • [H3] Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot
  • [H3] Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral
  • [H3] DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network
  • [H3] U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor
  • [H3] Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
  • [H3] The Onion: Sending Emails For Over A Hundred Years.
  • [H3] Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam
  • [H3] Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
  • [H3] What To Know About The SAVE America Act
  • [H3] Pros And Cons Of Drug Advertising
  • [H3] Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact
  • [H3] Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop
  • [H3] Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005
  • [H3] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
  • [H3] Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie
  • [H3] No One At Combine Sure Who Told Prospects To Walk With Water Balloon Between Knees
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
  • [H3] What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Jelly Roll
  • [H3] Taylor Swift Pays Off Bride Who Booked Maid Of Honor She Wanted
  • [H3] Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’
  • [H3] James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora
  • [H3] Man Not Sure He’s Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm
  • [H3] Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker
  • [H3] Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
  • [H3] Female Cop Goes Undercover In Strip Club
  • [H3] Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather
  • [H3] Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
  • [H3] Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party
  • [H3] Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
  • [H3] Protagonist Rapidly Getting Dressed Must Be Late, Reports Cunning Viewer Recognizing Film’s Subtext
  • [H3] Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers
  • [H3] Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
  • [H3] Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home
  • [H3] Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike
  • [H3] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’
  • [H3] Mitch Nagler
  • [H4] Stocks Plunge As Traders Realize It’s Monday And They Have To Go To Work
  • [H4] We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
  • [H4] Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
  • [H4] Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender
  • [H4] Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers
  • [H4] Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles

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Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ Intern Sender Juice
Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot Intern Sender Juice
Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral Intern Sender Juice
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DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network Intern Sender Juice
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Trump Creates Makeshift Situation Room In Mar-A-Lago Sauna Intern Sender Juice
Artist Profile: Jelly Roll Intern Sender Juice
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Pros And Cons Of Drug Advertising Intern Sender Juice
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Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop Intern Sender Juice
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests Intern Sender Juice
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Dad’s Favorite Piece Of Media Still Commercial From 2005 Intern Sender Juice
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers Intern Sender Juice
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Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Intern Sender Juice
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? Intern Sender Juice
What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair Intern Sender Juice
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Taylor Swift Pays Off Bride Who Booked Maid Of Honor She Wanted Intern Sender Juice
Katherine LaNasa Admits She Had Never Heard Of Blood Before ‘The Pitt’ Intern Sender Juice
James Cameron Reveals Next ‘Avatar’ Movie Will Focus On Vast Menagerie Of Sodas Available On Pandora Intern Sender Juice
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Zoo Hosts Contest To Name Baby Of Pregnant Gift Shop Worker Intern Sender Juice
Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens Intern Sender Juice
Female Cop Goes Undercover In Strip Club Intern Sender Juice
Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather Intern Sender Juice
Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other Intern Sender Juice
Stupid Thing Won’t Work Intern Sender Juice
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Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours Intern Sender Juice
Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home Intern Sender Juice
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