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Home - The Onion

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Home - The Onion

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The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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locale en_US
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title Home
description America's Finest News Source
url https://theonion.com/
site_name The Onion
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image:width 1600
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  • [H2] Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today
  • [H2] Recent Videos
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Trending
  • [H2] Explainers
  • [H2] Politics
  • [H2] Local
  • [H2] Sports
  • [H2] Opinion
  • [H2] Entertainment
  • [H2] Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault
  • [H2] In Other News
  • [H2] Deeply Held Conviction Immediately Dropped After Friend Half-Heartedly Disagrees
  • [H2] Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet
  • [H2] The Latest
  • [H2] Connect
  • [H2] Sections
  • [H2] Explore
  • [H3] Newswire
  • [H3] Mailman Strongly Hinting He Wants To Be Chased
  • [H3] Lower Class Dismissed
  • [H3] Cycle Of Violence Running Smoothly
  • [H3] Recently Discovered Egyptian Tomb Sure Smells Like Mummies
  • [H3] Wrong Spray Merely Freshens Attacker
  • [H3] Chardonnay Vomited Into NPR Tote
  • [H3] Harlem Globetrotters Keep Basketball Just Out Of Reach Of Make-A-Wish Kid
  • [H3] Headlights Caught In Deer
  • [H3] Laugh Track Easily Amused
  • [H3] Gun Owner Ready For Them
  • [H3] SAIC Earns Top Seed In Conceptual Basketball Tournament
  • [H3] Coin Flip Disputed
  • [H3] Vibrator Left On All Night
  • [H3] Everything Riding On Second Flush Attempt
  • [H3] Mom Reminds Adult Son It’s His Birthday
  • [H3] Movie Under Impression Being ‘A Hulu Original’ A Selling Point
  • [H3] Respectful Song Addresses DJ As Mr. DJ
  • [H3] Other Guy In Wheelchair Sized Up
  • [H3] Married Porn Star Changes Name To Fellatia Juggs-Dunwiddie
  • [H3] Area Man Can’t Stop Playing With Piercing
  • [H3] Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol
  • [H3] Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
  • [H3] Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
  • [H3] American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
  • [H3] DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network
  • [H3] The Onion: Sending Emails For Over A Hundred Years.
  • [H3] Requirements For Becoming A NASA Astronaut
  • [H3] Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It 
  • [H3] Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves
  • [H3] Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home
  • [H3] The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You
  • [H3] GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact
  • [H3] Artist Profile: Zara Larsson
  • [H3] What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
  • [H3] Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films
  • [H3] Photo Of Unknown Child Graces Grandma’s Fridge
  • [H3] Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff
  • [H3] Panicked Dodgers Owner Has No Idea How He’s Going To Come Up With $414 Million Payroll
  • [H3] MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone
  • [H3] Growing Up With Brothers, I’ve Always Gotten Along Better With Guys Who Don’t Respect Me
  • [H3] Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots
  • [H3] I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.
  • [H3] Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves
  • [H3] The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You
  • [H3] ‘Real Housewives Of Rhode Island’ All Holding Gov. Dan McKee In Opening Credits
  • [H3] Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table
  • [H3] Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option
  • [H3] Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself 
  • [H3] Man Gets Best Ideas In Splash Zone
  • [H3] Every Family Member's Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy
  • [H3] Exercising Woman Really Starting To Feel The Burn Of Lifelong Injury Developing
  • [H3] Woman On Diet Weighing Out Peanut Butter Like It Hard Drugs
  • [H3] Hot Girl Mentions Boyfriend Three Hours Into Conversation
  • [H3] Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger
  • [H3] ‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way
  • [H3] Despite Claims, Long Story Not Made Short
  • [H3] Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other
  • [H3] Enchanted Spatula Can Only Be Used To Flip Food By One Who Is Pure In Thought And Deed
  • [H3] Teresa Willis and Brendan Cooks
  • [H3] Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts
  • [H3] Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger
  • [H4] NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them
  • [H4] NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040
  • [H4] Kristi Noem Defends Use Of Force On Own Face
  • [H4] RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
  • [H4] Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth
  • [H4] Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail

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Become A Member. Get The Paper. Intern doFollow
Become A Member Intern doFollow
Free Your Wallet. Shop The Onion Store. Intern doFollow
Newsletter Intern doFollow
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News Intern doFollow
Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today Intern doFollow
Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol Intern doFollow
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Intern doFollow
Onion News Network Intern doFollow
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face Intern doFollow
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up Intern doFollow
DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes | Onion News Network Intern doFollow
The Onion: Intern doFollow
Privacy Policy Intern doFollow
Terms of Use Intern doFollow
Infographic Intern doFollow
Requirements For Becoming A NASA Astronaut Intern doFollow
NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them Intern doFollow
NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 Intern doFollow
Local Intern doFollow
Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It  Intern doFollow
Entertainment Intern doFollow
Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves Intern doFollow
Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home Intern doFollow
The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You Intern doFollow
GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact Intern doFollow
Artist Profile: Zara Larsson Intern doFollow
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ Intern doFollow
Politics Intern doFollow
Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films Intern doFollow
Kristi Noem Defends Use Of Force On Own Face Intern doFollow
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ Intern doFollow
Photo Of Unknown Child Graces Grandma’s Fridge Intern doFollow
Inconsiderate Wife Leaves Bathroom A Total Mess After Home Birth Intern doFollow
Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail Intern doFollow
Basketball Intern doFollow
Sports Intern doFollow
Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff Intern doFollow
Baseball Intern doFollow
Panicked Dodgers Owner Has No Idea How He’s Going To Come Up With $414 Million Payroll Intern doFollow
MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone Intern doFollow
Commentary Intern doFollow
Growing Up With Brothers, I’ve Always Gotten Along Better With Guys Who Don’t Respect Me Intern doFollow
Opinion Intern doFollow
Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots Intern doFollow
I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Intern doFollow
‘Real Housewives Of Rhode Island’ All Holding Gov. Dan McKee In Opening Credits Intern doFollow
Justin Bieber Performs Coachella Aftershow Lying Face-Down On Massage Table Intern doFollow
Explore More Intern doFollow
Deeply Held Conviction Immediately Dropped After Friend Half-Heartedly Disagrees Intern doFollow
  Intern doFollow
Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option Intern doFollow
Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself  Intern doFollow
Man Gets Best Ideas In Splash Zone Intern doFollow
Every Family Member's Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy Intern doFollow
Exercising Woman Really Starting To Feel The Burn Of Lifelong Injury Developing Intern doFollow
Woman On Diet Weighing Out Peanut Butter Like It Hard Drugs Intern doFollow
Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet Intern doFollow
Hot Girl Mentions Boyfriend Three Hours Into Conversation Intern doFollow
Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger Intern doFollow
‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way Intern doFollow
Despite Claims, Long Story Not Made Short Intern doFollow
Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other Intern doFollow
Enchanted Spatula Can Only Be Used To Flip Food By One Who Is Pure In Thought And Deed Intern doFollow
Weddings Intern doFollow
Teresa Willis and Brendan Cooks Intern doFollow
American Voices Intern doFollow
Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts Intern doFollow
Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger Intern doFollow
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Cookie Policy Intern doFollow
DMCA Intern doFollow
Print Membership Terms Intern doFollow

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news 14
entertainment 10
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