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The Curse of the Lake House is a one-act, anthology-style play by Michael Grover about family, relationships, and a lake house. 8 individual stories, The Curse of The Lake House is a dark comedy that follows two families over 450 years as they try to shake the curse that haunts them.

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description The Curse of the Lake House is a one-act, anthology-style play by Michael Grover about family, relationships, and a lake house. 8 individual stories, The Curse of The Lake House is a dark comedy that follows two families over 450 years as they try to shake the curse that haunts them. - The Curse of the Lake House
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  • [H1] The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H2] The Origin Story
  • [H2] The Start of The Curse?
  • [H2] Count the Red Flags
  • [H2] Closing Time
  • [H2] The Cookbook
  • [H2] The Great Escape
  • [H2] The Deadly Curse
  • [H2] Reverse the Curse
  • [H2] Extras...
  • [H2] Cast
  • [H2] About The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H2] Production Stills
  • [H3] Andover, 1692. Benjamin Abbott tricks Elizabeth Wellman into turning her land over to him.
  • [H3] The Lake House. 1904. Charlie Abbott has just purchased the land for the Lake House from his uncle and has brought his wife Alma to see it for the first time. Alma is not impressed.
  • [H3] Washington DC, 1964. Martha Wellman begins to wonder if getting married to Taylor Abbott was such a good idea.
  • [H3] The Lake House. 1994. Mark and Deb Abbott argue about everything when they get to the Lake House.
  • [H3] When it rains, there's not much to do so Julia Abbott shows some lake house recipes.
  • [H3] Ishmael and Ann Abbott's plan to escape is thwarted by their smart refrigerator. Or is it?
  • [H3] Peter and Laila Abbott and their friend Jimmy try to escape the Lake House but the forces of the curse will not allow it.
  • [H3] Chris Abbott has wooed his girlfriend Stephanie Wellman to the Lake House in the middle of the winter.
  • [H3] Alexander Hathaway as Benjamin Abbott
  • [H3] Emma Palzere-Rae as Elizabeth Wellman
  • [H3] Hugh Stilley as The Dungeon Guard
  • [H3] Timo Elliott as John Foster
  • [H3] Lauren Smerkanich as Alma Abbott
  • [H3] Michael Merton as Charlie Abbott
  • [H3] Cate Poole as Mrs Thomas
  • [H3] John Whittier-Ferguson as Taylor Abbott
  • [H3] Kathleen Stueck as Martha Wellman Abbott
  • [H3] Kate Stilley Steiner as Deb Abbott
  • [H3] Lincoln Morrison as Great-grandfather Abbott
  • [H3] Richard Bischoff as Mark Abbott
  • [H3] Urs Steiner as Grandfather Abbott
  • [H3] Joe Williams as Ed Abbott
  • [H3] Susan G Nathan as Julia Abbott
  • [H3] Gary Klavans as Ishmael Abbott
  • [H3] Madeleine Grover as The Refrigerator
  • [H3] Sheila Sawhny as Ann Wellman
  • [H3] CJ Stueck as Peter Abbott
  • [H3] Erika Schickel as Laila Abbott
  • [H3] Juliet Mofford as The Sheriff
  • [H3] Michael Grover as Jimmy
  • [H3] Ellie Fitzgerald as Stephanie Wellman
  • [H3] René Picard as Chris Abbott
  • [H4] About Alexander Hathaway British Actor, Equity Ambassador for the Los Angeles Network, Patron of the Kent Youth Theatre. Classic car enthusiast, presenter and occasional carpenter. Alexander has a long career in Film, TV and Theatre. He is an experienced voice actor and he is also attached to star in some exciting TV projects filming in the USA. www.lexhathaway.com
  • [H4] About Emma Palzere-Rae Emma Palzere-Rae is a theater artist who believes in possibility and the healing power of the arts. Actor, writer, director, producer at Be Well Productions. Based in New London, CT it's been great to Zoom with colleagues across the US.
  • [H4] About Lauren Smerkanich Lauren Smerkanich is a playwright and director based in Los Angeles. Favorite recent projects include Smile for Me (playwright), an excerpt of which was read as part of The Echo Theater Company's Never Lost Playreading Series, and Poor Clare (Assistant Director), also at The Echo.
  • [H4] About Cate Poole Eye witness to unscrupulous behavior at the Lakehouse.
  • [H4] About Richard Bischoff Richard Bischoff lives in San Jose (perhaps you know the way there)? He’s appeared in or worked on "The Pursuit of Happyness," "America’s Most Wanted," "The Rock," "Flubber," "Nine Months," national commercials, and theatre, including "You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown," "Jeffrey," and "Execution of Justice". His last "real" audition was for a print advertisement as an overweight diabetic taking a walk. He’s available and works well with others, when he’s not working as a Japanese sake professional. His website is: www.richardbischoff.net.
  • [H4] About Gary Klavans Gary J. Klavans is no stranger to conflicts with 'Alexa' and was thrilled when he received this opportunity to read The Curse of The Lake House from Michael, or was it an 'artificial intelligent' Michael? Gary is originally from Massachusetts, a Graduate of Emerson College, Boston, and currently an LA transplant. He is an award winning film maker - Actor/Writer and now producer. Looking for a better cup of coffee, and the opportunity to do more work like Michael’s.
  • [H4] About Erika Schickel Erika Schickel is an actress and author. Her recent memoir, The Big Hurt is currently on sale. www.erikaschickel.com
  • [H4] About Michael Grover Michael Grover has been acting since 3pm this afternoon. He has been writing plays even longer. His next play is a whimsical farce that takes place in an English town in the 1560's. Or, does it?
  • [H4] "Mother and Dad will be joining us on our honeymoon." John Whittier-Ferguson as Taylor Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "Oh, so you must be the lucky lady." Cate Poole as Mrs Thomas in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "At what barnswallow are you aiming, dear lady?" Timo Elliott as John Foster in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "Raccoons mate for life. Did you know that?" CJ Stueck as Peter Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "Here I am on this lovely Sunday just out of church and my husband lets me know we’re on the primrose path to Jericho." Lauren Smerkanich as Alma Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "Before we know it people will be able to cross the country – maybe even the ocean – at speeds we cannot imagine." Michael Merton as Charlie Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "If we weren’t at that stupid lake house of yours, this wouldn’t have happened." Erika Schickel as Laila Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "KitchenCo, the most powerful kitchen network in the world!" Madeleine Grover as The Refrigerator in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "He is a man so he cares of only two things: material goods and his legacy. That is where I must strike..." Emma Palzere-Rae as Elizabeth Wellman in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "...and suddenly you say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing, and she takes...I don’t know...let’s just say this ax... And she plants it firmly in your skull." Ellie Fitzgerald as Stephanie Wellman in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "I shall do no more than the law requires." Hugh Stilley as The Dungeon Guard in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "It's almost unfit for human habitation. And the energy it gives off. There’s just something wrong here." Kate Stilley Steiner as Deb Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "I’m Mr. Imagination." Rene Picard as Chris Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "...it seemed preferable to face the curse of the lake house than the curse technology had wrought on us..." Sheila Sawhny as Ann Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "It's true. My grandparents never liked my mother. They always treated us as if we were..." Richard Bischoff as Mark Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "Look, we’re going away for ten days. We’ll be at the Lake House. We’re going to be off-grid for a bit." Gary Klavans as Ishmael Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "What's a seven-letter word for calamity?" Joe Williams as Ed Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "...gently whisk in all the disappointment and betrayal you can muster..." Susan G Nathan as Julia Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "Yup, I knew no good would come from that marriage." Urs Steiner as Grandfather Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
  • [H4] "That's your son's boy, right?" Lincoln Morrison as Great Grandfather Abbott in The Curse of the Lake House
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